Let us admit first, Pokemon made our childhood better by providing us joy, fun and amusement. But what if these Pokemon also provide you with girl of your dreams too. You might be thinking, how is that possible? Because of these absolutely best pokemon pick up lines you can catch any girl you want.
But why just one?
After all you must be familiar with GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL.. these 100 best pokemon pick up lines will help you achieve your destination. 😉
Let’s jump right in
100 Best Pokemon Pick Up Lines
- Will you be my Pokemon because I CHOOSE YOU.
- I don’t have your number in my POKEDEX. Can I register it?
- Since I saw you, my heart is bouncing like a SPOINK.
- You are making me RHYHORN-Y 😛
- Would you Pre-FURRET to go out with me?
- I can be your NIDOKING if you can be my NIDOQUEEN.
- MAY I ASH you out?
- I can’t CHAIN FISH A SHINY POKEMON. Can I hook you up instead?
- If I were a GASTLY, I’ll seep right through your pants.
- Can I SPOINK you at midnight 😛
Wanna give a LICK-LET to my DIGGLET?
- Girl you just woke up the SNORLAX in my pants!
- I am getting tempted to RATTA-TAP that Ass.
- I which you have a different ALOLA form in bed too.
- Let’s get naughty on my MOLTRESS.
- May I TOGEKISS you?
- I’m very loving, I ROTOM a love song.
- Not in back, not in front I want to give it into your MEOWTH. 😛
- I have MASTERBALLS, wanna come see the tonight?
- Can my DIGGLET go into your hole?
- At night, do you want me to go fast or as slow as SLOWPOKE?
- I would love to SQUIRTLE all over your face. 😀
I want to PIK-AT-CHU when you are in the shower.
- You made my WEEDLE shoot a String-Shot.
- Damn! You have very nice JIGGLYPUFFS!
- My heart cannot resist anymore, I’ve gotta take a CHANSEY at you.
- I looked at you and my CATERPIE turned into a METAPOD.
- I can make you sure that I AM THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
- If you go out with me, I’ll RAICHU a poem.
- Since I took a glimpse at you, my heart is burning like a CHARMANDER‘s Tail.
Do you want my CUBONER to be MAROWAK-ED on your pretty face?
- My heart SWELLOW‘s because of your love.
- I want to WISMUR sweet things in your ear.
- Stop Using CONFUSE-RAY, you are making me dizzy.
You must be from the HOE-EN region, hoe.
- I am dying to LICKY-LICKY your face. 😛
- I RELI-CANTH wait to see you.
- Babe I’ll MACHOKE you in bed tonight.
- I bet you can’t find anyone who can BI-SHARP like me.
- You are like an angel of the DAWN.
- I get MISTY-IED just by looking at you.
- Girl you have an ass like a STATNLER.
- Even if you are not a MILTANK, I’d suck milk out of you daily.
- I’ve a SUDOWOODO that’s pretty dark and long.
- I want to paint you with my love like a SMEARGLE.
- BURN HEAL is all I need, cause you are that hot.
- I want to attack you with my horn like a HERACROSS.
- I want you to be always on me like PIKACHU is on ASH.
- Oh GOSH! I just evolved into an ERECT-ABUZZ.
- You must be SQUIRTLE cause you make me wet.
- Let’s go back home and do it till I’m BULBASAUR.
- Even if it is TANGELA down there, I’ll still go down on you.
- You are more gorgeous than NINETALES.
- If you were an EEVEE, you’d evolve into CUTE-EON.
- Let’s make our own POKEMON.
- Babe I’m gonna MUK your face tonight.
- Do you want to see my pokemon EVOLVE?
- I have a pokemon that is strong as MACHAMP, long as GYARADOS and hard as ONIX, and lives in my pants.
My EXEGGCUTE are weak, can you train them?
- What if I tell you my KADABRA tells me we have a great future together.
- Baby I’m no TYPHLOSION but there’ll be a huge explosion tonight.
- Let’s get wild and have sex at the POKESTOP.
- I’m attracted to your HOOTHOOTS.
- SQUIRTLE isn’t the only pokemon with a water gun, I have one too 😉
- I hoped I’d run into you while playing Pokemon GO.
- When I’m around you my GEODUDE gets hard as rock.
- Can I get a LAP-RAS dance from you?
- Baby you just gave me a CUBONE.
- My BLASTOISE is ready for a Hydro Pump.
- You are sweeter than a SWIRLIX.
- You must be SUICUNE cause you are that mesmerizing.
- Like a CHIMCHAR my bottom burns for you.
If you were a pokemon, you’d be BEAUTIFLY.
- Not bragging but I can catch you with my MASTERBALLS.
- It is a GOLDUCK chance for me to talk to you.
- If I were HYPNO, I’d hypnotize you to do anything. 😉
- Are you STARMIE? Cause you are the only star for me.
- Your beauty reminds me of GARDEVOIR.
- Mind if I put a flower in your hair and make you my SHAYMIN.
- Can I impress you if I flex like a MACHAMP?
- Will you be My-LEDIAN?
- If I have you, it would be a pure BLISSEY-ing.
- Can I have a little SMOOCHUM from you? 🙂
- You are ABSOL-utley beautiful.
- I can be your LAPRAS and take you too a soothing journey.
Would you like to RHYDON me?
- ONIX-LY you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.
- You seem like a perfect POKEGO Daddy for me.
- I wish I was EXEGUTTOR so that I’d have more eyes to look at you.
- You are ONIX-pectedly beautiful!
- I’d use my SLASH move to rip your pants off.
- The only star I adore is STAR-YU.
- I wish I was VICTREEBEL so that I can suck you all into me.
- You seem delicious, no wonder my tongue is sticking out like SHELLDER.
- If I was a pokemon, I’d use LICK move on you.
I want you to know I’m as aggressive in bed as GYARADOS.
- You’d be an electric pokemon, cause you are shockingly gorgeous.
- If they had a LEGENDARY POKEMON of beauty, it’s be you.
- PICHU is the only pokemon that would match your cuteness.
- I would love to see you in ABRA.
So here you go folks. If you are asking out a girl who is a fan of Pokemon, she will surely become flat like STUNFISK at your pokemon pick up lines.
Make sure you don’t make any huge blunders like TEAM ROCKET. Otherwise you will ruin your CHANSEYS.
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