If you are looking for funny pick up lines, your chances of getting a girl are VERY HIGH.
Since every girl wants a guy who is loving, charming, passionate and FUNNY. Yes that’s right girls love funny guys and there is a big logic behind that.
Girls always falls for funny guys because they think he can always bring a smile to her face, no matter how difficult a situation might be, he will always there to make you laugh and forget your problems for once. That is what every girl wants, DOESN’T SHE?
Besides, being funny shows how creative he is. Furthermore, dating him will never get boring, there will always remain a spark between them, thus if you can make her laugh, you can get her to date you too.
We have collected the 71 best funny pick up lines for you to make her laugh so hard that she will fall for you at once. 😉
71 Best Funny Pick Up Lines
- Aside from being hot, what are your other hobbies?
- You must have swallowed magnets. Cause you are very attractive.
- Your face must be McDonalds, cause I’m Lovin It!
- My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Your body is 75% water, and I am very thirsty.
- You know kissing is a language of love….so how about a little conversation?
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
- I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- If you were a steak you would be well done.
- Hey there, I’m a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.
- My doctor says I have a deficiency of vitamin U.
- If you were a triangle you would be A-Cute one.
- Want to get a photographer? Cause we can be pictured together.
- You must be Cinderella? I’m seeing that dress coming off at midnight 😉
- What if I get your pants a 100% off at my place? >:D
- Did you fart? Cause I’m kinda feelin blown away.
- How about I give you kids, as they do at orphanage.
- Do you live in a cornfield? Cause I’m stalking you.
- I think you must have a check up. Because you are lacking Vitamin-Me.
- If you’d a booger. I’d pick you first.
- I’m an organ donor. I’m offering you my heart.
- You are hotter than hot chocolate.
- You must be a parking ticket. Because it’s FINE written on you.
- Hey are you trash? Because I wanna take you out. ^_^
- Can I take you on a date? Cause it’s been my dream for last 30 seconds since I saw you. 😛
- God must be a great artist because you are absolutely a great work of art.
- You are hotter than hot chocolate.
- Let me take you home, you are on my checklist.
- If I were a hotspot, would you connect with me?
- Are you a kitten? Cause you are Purr-Fect. =^-^=
- Like my every test score, I want you to take home and show it too my mom.
- I remember you. You are the girl with the most beautiful smile. 🙂
- You don’t have a choice at the menu. You can only have ME-N-U.
- Guess the place where you can get as many free drinks as you want. My house.
- Are you single or we should think about getting you out of relationship.
- If I’m a headache for you, then we can go get some painkillers.
- Are you an apple product? Cause you look elegant but expensive.
- Do you know what’s the only thing lacking in you? Nudity.
- If I say Titanic, would that be a good ice breaker?
- Are you sore? Cause I give good massages.
- You must be a wrench cause by seeing you, my nut’s tighten up.
- What’s the exact time and date? Cause I want to remember when I first met the girl of my dreams.
- What do you do to look that amazingly beautiful.
- Standing next to you is more delightful then going to Disneyland.
- Your eyes are mesmerizing, so much dark with too much light in it.
- I think happiness must be renamed and it should start with U.
- The sign says “No Smoking” then why are you smoking hot.
- Do you like puzzles? Cause we should put us together and make love.
- You must return back to heaven it’s getting late.
- I wish I was your panties, so that I can be under your pants.
- What toothpaste do you use, cause you have a gorgeous smile.
- I don’t have a number, can you share yours with me?
- Excuse me? When will you start knocking before coming to my dreams?
- You don’t have to pay for an apartment when you can live in my heart forever.
- You are so pretty, is there any instagram filter applied on you.
- Forget about wishlist, you are in my to-do list.
- Are you an Alien? Cause you are out of the world.
- Ever heard luck is a number game? You can give me luck by giving your number.
- My heart beats faster for you than a Ferrari.
- If you were a keyboard you’d be F5 key because you are that refreshing.
- What would you rather choose, sex with me then pizza or pizza after having sex with me?
- Can you talk please? I just want to know how an angel sounds like.
- Girl my heart is not a violin, then why do you beat its strings.
- I want to be the mistake you realize tomorrow morning.
- I don’t get it, I tied my shoes but I still fell for you.
- Notice I’ve a good jawline. Might be great for you to sit on.
- How you doin?
- I would take off everything from you, except my eyes.
- You must be an angel cause I’m allergic to feathers *fake sneeze*.
Pretty Hilarious isn’t it? Well, through these pick up lines I am sure you can make your way to the heart of your dream girl. Make sure you execute them right since being funny is all the matter of timing. You do not have to be an expert at it but through these funny pick up lines you are certainly a PRO now.
Also, if it look likes it will work on her, try these nerdy pick up lines too.
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